Five Things To Do In London If You Hate Valentine's Day

MEGAN FROST SINGLES OUT THE TOP FIVE ANTI-VALENTINE’S DAY EVENTS IN LONDON FOR THOSE WHO HAVE SWORN OFF ROMANCE.

Valentine’s Day, whichever way you look at it, is not usually a fun day for single people. Surrounded by merchandise covered in love hearts, cringe-worthy selfies and romantic tweets galore, it’s easy to feel a strong sense of hatred for this day dedicated to ‘love’. But, singletons, fear not! There are plenty of events being held right here in London that are sure to make you forget that it’s even Valentine’s Day at all. Here are some of the best.

GO TO AN ANTI-VALENTINE’S DAY PARTY

‘Bounce’, in Holborn, is holding a UV ping pong session on the 14th. A ticket includes unlimited UV ping pong all night, UV face painters, and a live art installation. To add to the fun, the club are bringing out the ‘love police’, who will be taking mugshots of anyone who breaks the anti-Valentine’s rules.

Price: £5
Place: Bounce, High Holborn

LAUGH AWAY YOUR LOVE LIFE AT A STAND-UP COMEDY GIG

This Valentine’s Day, the Grove Bar and Restaurant are putting on a ‘Battle of the Sexes’ stand-up comedy show. With a wide range of comedians performing, be prepared to laugh. Lots. Tickets are super cheap, and include a Happy Hour and à la carte food discounts.

Price: £1
Place: Grove Bar and Restaurant, short walk from the Hammersmith Apollo

GO TO A SPECIAL SCREENING OF MAGIC MIKE

Buff butlers – check. Prosecco – check. Unlimited Mac and Cheese, Chilli Cheese Hot Dogs and Popcorn – check. Plus, if it’s up your street, it includes a special screening of a film where Channing Tatum strips off in basically every other scene. Need we say more?

Price: £25
Place: Below Boondocks, near Old Street Station

EAT OUT ALONE WITHOUT FEELING LONELY

Zizzi in St Giles has teamed up with Tastebuds.fm to create an event specially for singletons. They’ve banned couples from their restaurant for the night, and instead are offering live music, food and drink. Starting at 7pm, there’s unlimited prosecco for the first hour, followed by canapes and wine tasting for £10.

Price: Varies
Place: St Giles Zizzi, just a short walk from main campus

ANOTHER ANTI-VALENTINE’S DAY PARTY

This one is held at Ma’Plucker. Expect an abundance of drag queens, free flowing drinks, and fried chicken. There’s also a lip sync battle. Chicken AND karaoke?! It’d be rude not to.

Price: £22
Place: Ma’Plucker, Soho